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Biden finally finishes reading governing instruction manual 1984
WASHINGTON, DC—President-elect Joe Biden has finally finished reading the bestselling governing how-to manual “Nineteen Eighty-Four” and has already started implementing some of its innovative policy...
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AOC reveals the trauma of being attacked by right-wing donations to her...
WASHINGTON, DC—The relentless attacks on Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) continue. President* Biden awarded AOC the Purple Heart for her role in fending off the US Capitol on January...
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Ryan Gosling is George Floyd in the new BLM production based on true events
It’s sure to win several Oscars. If it doesn’t you’re racist. You’re all racists. The post Ryan Gosling is George Floyd in the new BLM production based on true events appeared first on Genesius Times.
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Fauci: Conor McGregor ankle injury caused by COVID; vaccine would have saved him
The greatest medical person in history and now MMA fighting expert Doctor Anthony Fauci has made yet another ruling. The infallible Fauci has stated that the injury that occurred to the fighter Conor...
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AOC: If socialism doesn’t work, why are all my socialist friends in DC...
WASHINGTON, DC—Friends, I had another deep thought that I’d like to share. Lots of idiots out there say that socialism doesn’t work, but if that’s true, then how come all the socialists I know here in...
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BREAKING: McAuliff wins Virginia race just before polls open
RICHMOND, VA—In order to avoid post-election confusion like we had in 2020, Virginia Democratic gubernatorial candidate Terry McAuliffe was declared winner of the race for Governor of Virginia by all...
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BREAKING: Shots fired at Nakatomi Plaza in Los Angeles; possible hostage...
CENTURY CITY, CA—The Los Angeles Police Department, SWAT, and FBI are surrounding Nakatomi Plaza at this hour after an LAPD officer was reportedly fired upon. The officer, Sergeant Al Powell had...
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BREAKING: Ghislaine Maxwell was tragically killed in auto accident tomorrow
NEW YORK–In a shocking coincidence, Ghislaine Maxwell, who just today was convicted of sex trafficking minors was tragically killed in an auto accident tomorrow. “I can’t believe it,” Oswald Harvey...
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BREAKING: Joe Biden has killed Betty White
WASHINGTON, DC—Joe Biden promised a winter of sickness and death and he’s starting to put his money where his mouth is, killing the only person left that everyone loved: Betty White. “Even though...
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Biden taps Chelsea Clinton in top admin role
WASHINGTON, DC—Chelsea Clinton is moving up in the world. Not only is she the first openly trans daughter of a former president and what should have been two presidents, she is now moving up in the...
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